Sunday, March 28, 2010

Dah Bosan Baca Dinding Rumah

Facebook!

Everyone has one. Including me. Bagi kanak-kanak, u guys are too young to have one! Sila tunggu sehingga adik-adik mencapai tahap umur yang sepatutnya, okay.

Facebook was a great medium to told everyone about ur day, ur feelings, what are u thinking about, and much much more which is anything if u like to wrote. But sometimes, banyak penyalahgunaan contohnya sebagai medium memaki hamun, carut-marut, dan apa-apa yang negatif.

Contohnya, ada dalam facebook saya. Setiap pagi, saya buka akaun facebook saya. I like to read my friends crappy announce that automatically appear on my home wall. Some are fun to read and some more are very annoying too read. Yeah, saya bagitahu sekarang and my blog was my private medium to wrote anything without any editing. That's why, kalau nak hentam orang saya hentam kat blog aje. Bebas dan terbuka.

One of my facebook's friends has wrote about the annoyed old folks who treat him badly and he is such a loser guy because he has wrote it on his wall and everyone can read it and comment it. Dia mencarut, memaki hamun, and talking badly about that old folks. Dia tak sedar ke yang ramai officemates dalam facebook tu. Buta alam ke ape dia tuh? In case, orang lama terbaca status dia, tak ke kena hentam? Kena band? Kena pulau? Kena kick? Kena sisih? He is so rude. Kalau dah tak boleh blah dengan unit tu, u blah lah. Tak payah nak mencarut, memaki hamun. U fikir sikit, kalau orang buat kat mak bapak u, what are u feel about that? Marah? Tersinggung? Rasa macam nak pukul orang maki tu pun ada kan? See..can u think properly? Babi-pundek? Itu yang kau gambarkan kat diorang? Kalau kau annoyed sangat, tak payah nak memaki kat facebook. Sound je lah balik secara sebagai orang yang budiman. U have a lowest attitude, sucker! Menyesal aku approve kau as my facebook's friend. Yang paling puas hati, aku sound status kau dan kau tak sound aku balik. Ye-mulut-aku-memang-lancang-kalau-kau-nak-tau. Padan muka kau add orang macam aku.

On this paragraph, bukanlah sesuatu yang negatif. Tapi lebih kepada menjengkelkan. Before that, i really want to apologise towards this person. I have to told that. As i said early, my blog was my private medium to wrote anything without any editing. She is a mother of her one baby. She's nice. Lately, her baby was ill and now her baby having treatment at the hospital. She has told us thru facebook about condition of her baby and when i read it for the first time, i was felt so symphatized towards her. But, i never comment on her status. I just read it. And i saw, one of her member has comment on her status which is she ask her what the ill that her baby had. So, the mother won't to told about that. Okay, itu masih belum menjengkelkan lagi. Now, she has always wrote the same thing about the condition of her baby, every single day. When people start to asking her about her baby, she never told. Did u know how was annoying u are when u given reaction like that? Bagitahu je lah apa sakit anak kau. Kalau rasa-rasa tak mau orang tahu, jangan menunjuk-nunjuk cakap tu cakap ni pasal anak kau kat facebook. Did u know that facebook are very publican medium? Then, kau nak marah-marah orang kata kau bukan-bukan. Apa ke pelik perangai kau. Sukati kau lahh.. Bak kata orang negeri sembilan "pokok dek den,pokok dek kau". Tak tahu? Tanya orang negeri sembilan. Now, bila status kau appear kat home wall aku, tak pernah pun aku baca.

What the most important is, i still pray for ur baby. Now, stop to wrote kinda status. Damn mangg.. Boring aku baca.

Sekarang, letih la plak komen perangai orang. (Komen orang macam diri perfect sangat) I know i am not kindly perfect person. Tapi saya punya akal nak elak orang annoyed dengan diri saya. Saya tahu, ada orang suka saya dan ada orang tak suka saya. Semua orang ada persepsi macam tuh. Itu yang dipanggil 'Life'. Norma orang hidup.

K la wehh.. See u on my next crappy entry.



Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pscycho-Path-Pink

"Pink?!"
"Yucks! Pink tu colour orang gedik okay.."
"I more prefer in black or red"

"Kenapa? Kan nice. Sweet la" He said.

My favourite quote bila Khairul tunjuk shirt colour pink. Hehe. Pity him..maybe he really want me wearing in pink shirts or pink blouses. But i don't. I can't wear it. I just can't. Not because of itchy allergic, just because it 'pink'!

But, that's a long time ago. Around 3 or 4 years ago.

Now..

It's karma! I start to like pink. Maybe semakin tua, semakin lembut kot jiwa nih. Haha! That's make me so pisses off.

"Hey, look at it"
Adding me when i holding a pink stuff. It seems like accessories.
"Comelnya colour pink..."

"Kata tak suka pink?" He said.

Gulp! Ok. I'm blushing.
"Yeah..true. It wasn't now"
Letak balik pink stuff tu.
"Let's go"

"Hey, tengok la dulu. Bie tau sayang suka pink"
He said with his sarcastic smile.
I pinched his arm.

Haha! See..it's karma u know. Dulu, kata 'tak suka..tak suka'. Now, macam 'meludah ke langit'. Hehe! Yeah, i like pink. Not shocking pink. Just pink. Lovely pink. It seems light pink. Tapi saya belum tahap nak barang semua pink. Like, pink shirt, pink shoes, pinky lappy, handphone yang pinky bling-bling, bilik pink, katil pink, cadar pink.. Huh! Itu pscycho-path-pink. Every single things nak pink. (yeah, i am according to my busterd musterd enemy).

She is so pscycho-path-pink. Semua nak pink. She has told us, pink were the sweetest coloured for the sweetest person. Fuck. U make me so pisses off, jerk! She's so ugly when she's in pink. Sorry girl! I have to told u so. I saw u at KFC Pertama. If u were in pink shirt, it's ok to me. But, u were in black shirt and pink pants! Did u know how was so ugly u are? Pink pants! Shocking pink pants! Yew..u looks so0o heart-breakingly like minah indo.

I just giggle when i saw u. Khairul? He won't giggle at u bcoz ur boyfriend besides u was his friend. I don't care. I want giggle and giggle and keep giggle to u. Haha! Truly, u look so awkward in ur shocking pink pants. (o_0)

By the way, u are not my friend anymore. I hate ur big mouth. I'm not insulting u. But, ur 'mulut murai' makes me say 'ah,jalang kau'. I can't forget what u have told us.

"Kitorang pandai, sebab tu masuk U. Korang bodoh, sebab tu tak masuk U!!"

"Hello girl! Kalau u setakat masuk UiTM, don't be so0o arrogant! Setakat bersaing dengan budak-buak Melayu aje, we all tak heran. We all lagi kena fight belaja dengan non-melayu. Kau habis belajar pun, kau takkan direct dapat buat degree pun unless u have super duper pointer! Muka kau..bila kena fight belajar dengan budak-budak cina, kau da toye. Loser!"

I'm yelling to her. Serve ur right! She's blushing.

"U are loser pinky girl!!" just adding some spice. Biar dia berapi.

I saw her sad eyes. I don't care. Siapa suruh kau kacau aku. Siapa suruh kau sakitkan hati aku. Siapa suruh kau cari pasal dengan aku. See..best woman win! Gladly, i never saw her again nowadays. I've no idea where she is now. Maybe she's shy or embarassed.. Pity her. But, just like i say early, serve ur right!

I wish, when on my wedding day, she won't come. But, her boyfriend was my bie's friend. Never mind. Tak payah ambil pusing pun. Let her.

Conclusion is, i like pink but i am not pschyco-path-pink like her! I am so angry when Khairul makes similarly between me and her when i holding pink stuff..

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

I'm Doing This For My Sake Everyday

Normal things that i always do before started doing work:

1. Having eyeliner and mascara for my eyelashes.

2. Pin my head scarf. (i don't know what the meaning of 'tudung' in english so i just said 'head scarf' - it's seems)

3. Pick-up my phone and called my dear love and told him that i already at my office.

4. Take out my bread from my cute box and start to having my breakfast.

5. Having some milk also adding some oat. I hate milk but i must drink it. For my sake health.

6. Checking my corporate email..

7. Facebook...

8. Put several hand cream. I have dry skin. So, must put that.

9. Start work...work...work.. until 5.00 o'clock.

That's my routine! Kindly bored..and i am doing that every day...

(^_^")v



Sunday, March 21, 2010

Saya Ni Trendsetter Ke? Tak Lahh..

Kenapa saya malas nak post gambar ye? Entahlah. Mungkin saya tak lawa kot. Sebab tu rase macam menggelabah kalau post gambar kat blog sendiri. Nanti kena cop 'minah camwhore' plak. Heheh.. Saya suka ambil gambar. Tapi bukan gambar saya sendiri. I know, i am not really kind of cute girl. Cuma biasa-biasa je. Ececeh..humble la pulak. Okay, sometimes kita kena be polite kan? Eheh! Poyo!

Art of Photographer! I like that. Orang kata, sekarang paling senang nak make money adalah dengan buat business photographer. Ambil gambar wedding..not only wedding aja, gambar apa-apa yang menarik and masuklah contest! Easy right. But, somehow..kita kena ada basic jugak. Bukan hentam semberono je ambil gambar. At least, make it nice! Cewah, talking like a profesional photographer pulak. Padahal camera DSLR pun takde. Eheh! Harap camera handphone aja. Alright la tu kan. At least, saya masih punya minat.

Minat nih dah lama. Bukan terpupuk baru-baru ni. Tapi almost 5 years, i had dream about that. See..lamekan. Nak beli camera DSLR pun bukannya murahkan?? Sometimes saya terfikir berbaloikah kalau saya beli camera tu?? takut pakai sekejap je. In case, kalau lens rosak, macam mana?? Haa..banyak tau saya kena fikir pasal risk. Duit pun kena sediakan dengan jumlah yang sepatutnya. Jadi, akhirnya duit yang diperuntukkan ke arah itu, saya simpan untuk buat duit belanja kahwin. Oops! Berangan sudah! Ehehe..

Sekarang, minat ni dah ramai followers. So, rasa macam tak best la pulak. 5 years ago, orang tak ambil 'pot' pun art of photographer nih. Now, macam jadi trend pulak. Tak best lahh.. Sometimes saya pelik, apa yang saya minat..akan datang, minat itu akan jadi popular. Kalaulah saya anak orang kaya dan boleh melaburkan duit ke arah itu, rasanya sayalah TRENDSETTER masakini. Ehehe!! Begitu juga dengan gaya rambut. Ketika itu, saya minat sangat dengan 'bob cut' tapi memandangkan saya masih bersekolah, so mana boleh rambut berfesyen-fesyen kan? Jadi, saya simpan angan-angan nak ada rambut begitu. At last, 1 year berikutnya 'bob cut' jadi trend! See..!! Saya ulangi lagi

KALAULAH SAYA ANAK ORANG KAYA DAN BOLEH MELABURKAN DUIT KE ARAH ITU, RASANYA SAYALAH TRENDSETTER MASA KINI.

Ehehe!! Ada hikmah disebaliknya. Jika saya begitu, mesti perasaan takbur, riak, bongkak ada dalam diri saya. Kini saya bersyukur. Hidup saya sangat sederhana. Tidak melebih dan tidak juga kekurangan. Tapi dugaan hidup itu ada tau! And i'm really sure, semua orang akan hadapinya.

Macam tajuk blog saya. 'Life Is A Maze'. Banyak liku (maze) kita kena lalu untuk kesenangan akan datang. Saya juga tak terkecuali. (^_^)v

Insya Allah, one day nanti saya akan post gambar untuk entry saya akan datang.

Puhpye!!


Ada Kau Nampak Badak Duduk Atas Kuih Tu?

*Tiba-tiba je*

Saya teringat sewaktu saya berada di Tingkatan 6. Masa tu, best sangat sebab kita paling otai kat sekolah. Semua adik-adik (bukan "adik-adik" yang gitu-gitu ye) semua tersenyum simpul kalau abang-abang Tingkatan 6 lalu. Kita yang paling besau kat situ. Mesti la ramai orang minat. Especially, cik abang-cik abang tingkatan 6. Kalau kakak-kakak, mesti ada minat nak jadi adik angkat. (Huh, adik aku sendiri pun tak terangkat) = bak kata seorang kawan saya.

Teringat sewaktu masa rehat. Semua rehat kat kantin laa.. Saya dan s
eorang kawan saya terjenguk-jenguk kat meja kuih sebab kitaorang nak beli kuih. Takkan jenguk-jenguk meja kuih nak beli nasi goreng kot. Kawan saya yang 'loyar buruk' ni pun bertanya kat makcik kantin tu..

"Makcik, kuih cucur udang ade?"
"Ade. Tu..."

Mak aih, panjang muncung makcik..
"Ooo.. Eyh, ni ke kuih cucur udang? Kalau cucur udang, nape tak nampak pun udang?"
Dengan selambanya makcik kantin tu pun jawab balik.
"Kau pernah tengok kuih cucur badak? Ada kau nampak badak duduk atas kuih tu? Takdekannnn??"

Sempoi gila best jawapan makcik. Makcik, pekate makcik masuk raja lawak. Confirm makcik menang 1st prize. Hahaha.

Sekarang kitaorang dah tak jumpa makcik tuh lagi sebab kitaorang dah ha
bis belajar dahh.. Kawan saya tu (nama dirahsiakan kerana unsur-unsur peribadi =P) sekarang dah pun berjaya masuk U gara-gara penelitian yang melampau terhadap sesuatu perkara..hahaha



badak versus udang

Mungkin kuih cucur udang makcik tu tak nampak sangat kot. Heheh. Tapi, inilah kegemaran sepanjang zaman orang Malaysia tau!

Sayonara..